I have not done one of these in a very long time, but I can not think of a better show return to this style of post with. International Women's day is approaching, I wanted to talk about one my favorite shows with a unforgettable leading lady, great comedic, a fantastic message and showstopping music. I will talk about this show once more, and I am sure this won't be the last, it constantly inspires me and is still my favorite musical of all time, ever since I first heard it in high school. Having watched the proshot countless times, listened to the music, and even seen it live in 2022 which was a dream come true, I am including songs you can only get by watching the proshot or seeing a live production. This is my ranking of every song in Legally Blonde The Musical. As long as it sung and there is dialogue in between it, in the case of the proshot the sing along words come on screen which has made this so much easier. Finally some of the content of this musical is dated and is reflective of its time, but there is so much in here that has aged well and is timeless in its own right, this is all my personal opinion so if you would think different, that is totally fine. Some thoughts will be expanded, others I will not have much to say, with all of that out of the way, grab your dog, your bag, and let's look at my ranking of every song from my favorite musical.
21. You Are A Delta Nu
This song lasts less then fifty seconds, it is a sweet moment, and is very fun, but barely counts as a song. It helps Elle connect with Brooke and that is great, but alas the short run time holds it back. Still fun though.
20. The Scene Of The Crime
This is the remnants of Legally Blonde Reprise. It is full of jokes and is a fun little moment, to let the ensemble get some fun jokes in towards the end of the show. Another song that is super short, but still fun. And even gives the judge a good moment in the second half of it, and some solid jokes as well.
19. Daughter Of Delta Nu
This is like two lines, but it is still hilarious. I laugh at it every time, every SINGLE time. So of the songs that are super short, this is my favorite. This was a fun bonus to add, now on to all the songs you can either see in the show, or hear in the album, even though some of them are quite short as well.
18. Harvard Variations
This song is meant to establish Harvard and introduce us, even to a couple characters we see throughout the show which is good, but. There are a couple characters that end up not going anywhere in this show, so I wish the song was dedicated to Warner and Vivian even over an outdated character, and one who does not add to show ever again. We get their names and then nothing else, the song is catchy, has a couple laughs in it, but aside from that, it is one of the songs that differs from the style of most songs in the show, and it is just okay.
17. Serious (Reprise)
This song is hilarious but also has a bitter sweet ending to it, it starts with some nice jokes but really hammers in that Warner has just dropped Elle, trying to hammer in his disbelief in here. Trying to justify why he dumped her, you see Elle trying to hard to win him over, only for the song to end abruptly thanks to Vivian, a good reprise.
15. There Right There
This song is funny, this song is catchy, but at the end of the day it is just one joke. I like the ending where it showcases Emmit and Elle's skills in the courtroom, but this song at the end of the day is just one long outdated joke, for like three minutes. Part of me wishes this part was regulated to just a scene with some jokes in it, because this song came right after a joke heavy song with Bend And Snap. This song is funny, it's catchy, but it adds almost nothing to show, so it is ranked low for that reason, and because it is not the best joke told in the show, and it keeps on going for a while.
15. Ireland (Reprise)
Less then a minute long but this reprise goes so hard. It has some good comedy in it, and cements Paulette as not only someone with her own story but also a good friend to Elle, arguably Elle's first friend since she came to Harvard. A joke or two, and some great lyrics and instrumentation, making this short and sweet, but a great listen.
14. Serious.
The song that sets the plot in motion, I really like the instrumentals and some of the comedic pay offs in this song, and the slower songs stand out because of the amount of fast paced ones. This one is a nice listen, and is important, but of the slower songs, this one is the one I listen to the least, a good song, that is kind of relaxing the more I think about it, until Elle rightfully screams at the end, and then the comedy as well as the waterworks are flowing.
13. Bend And Snap
This song is super funny, but feels like a follow up to a song from earlier in the show. The beat is good, some of the lyrics are funny, and the choreography is fun, and it is just a fun time. It has some good comedic layers and a good pay off, just a fun time to give the audience some time to breath and laugh before the latter half of act 2.
12. Blood In The Water
This is a great villain song and sets the tone of the stakes, as well as what Elle is up against. We get a great showcase of Vivian's cold nature, as well as her Professor/Future Bosses philosophy. The warm and bright world that Elle was in at the beginning of the show is now cold and full of sharks in the water, looking for blood. The different style of this song meant to mimic that of 50's radio is also great, and uses the ensemble incredibly well. A good song right after Harvard Variations that really sets up the environment our lead is in.
11. Oh My God You Guys
A high energy opening, that establishes some of the larger themes and aspects of our leads character. It shows her strengths and some areas she may need to grow. All from the eyes of her sorority sisters, the song establishes the fast pace of the songs, that the show has comedy elements in it, and that it is in fact a movie adaptation as it begins where the film does. As an opening this does everything it needs to, and starts us off on the right foot through a fun, high energy song.
10. Legally Blonde
This song is a punch to the stomach, hitting the emotional low point of the show. Filled with powerful lyrics a sweeping score, and excellent pacing to not only show the weight of the moment, but hammering in how quiet and sad it is compared to all the comedy that came before it. Even some of the serious moments had jokes in them before, but not this one. This ballad of lost hope, and being too late fits perfectly into the moment, and not only is a great listen, but is packed with emotion. And it leads to another song, I will discuss later.
9. Positive
This song fires on all cylinders, not only comedically, but as a song. It is packed with jokes as well as being incredibly catchy. I laugh and sing along to this one every time, the jokes in it are great, the instrumentals are fantastic and it is just plain fun. One of my favorite uses of the Greek Chorus.
8. Whipped Into Shape
This ranks this high purely because of the choreography. If seen live or on the proshot, this song is impressive, yes it is a good opener to Act 2, but it also is incredible to see. Singing while jump roping is something I would only dream to pull off, but doing that, dancing, and BELTING, this song is a great way to get the energy back up right after intermission. A great introduction for Brooke, with a song that leaves me breathless just from watching it.
7. What You Want
This song is so energetic, showing Elle's determination, through montage, costume changes, and even some music genre changes. Infusing comedy but also just having great lyrics, and some solid jokes, seeing her work to get to Harvard, though it maybe for Warner, it's engaging. You want to root for her, because Elle as a character can not only be relatable, but inspiring, she is so charismatic, and this song showcases that wonderfully, while having plenty of good laughs too.
6. Legally Blonde (Remix)
This is not a reprise, this is a remix. And this remix kicks so much butt, this remix rocks. Taking a sad ballad and not only proving that it works as an inspiring song in which our hero gets her second wind, but incredible moment for Enid and Vivian. Giving us the character development for Vivian we have long been waiting for as the audience in a pay off with an incredible song that leads us to the climax and finale of the show. We also get Paulette's big moment with a great dance break, which leads to an ending that gives me chills and brings the house down, it is an incredible way to bring the audience back to an emotional high after hitting rock bottom, done in such a fantastic way.
5. Ireland
What a great introduction for Paulette. Filled to the brim with jokes while also being a great and sweeping song, this was a great piece to welcome the audience after Positive. Still having the comedy, and being a great song, while being a different style of song is perfect. It keeps what I love about the show in it, while being different to stand on its own, leading to an amazing reprise, and has not only a ton of laughs, but some heart in it too. I love this song, as much as Paulette loves Ireland itself.
4. Take It Like A Man
This is one of my favorites of the slower songs, seeing Elle return to favor to Emmit for his help earlier in the show is sweet, there are still some solid jokes in this moment, but this song is also great. There is great character growth, a really solid emotional pay off, and you get to someone who is shown to have given to our lead and probably many others, get back. This song is perfect to begin the blossoming romance that eventually blooms, while still just being a fantastic ballad.
3. Find My Way/ Finale
The emotional core of the show, the message, as well as a happy ending (except for those who deserve what they get). This song is fantastic, taking it slow and ending on an even better version of what the show opened on, giving truly a perfect couple the song they deserve, this finale sticks the landing in every way, I enjoy it so much and it makes me just want to rewatch the proshot or start the album over, such a fantastic finale, to my favorite musical.
2. Chip On My Shoulder
This song has inspired me in so many ways, Emmit's proper introduction over him being in Harvard Variations. I have seen myself in this song from the moment I heard it first all those years ago, someone who wants to give his mom the best, and help Elle out of her slump. Willing to help her get to that point, he has no ultier motives but rather was just happy to help someone pick themselves up. This is a song I have deep dived into and will talk about plenty more times I can tell you that. This song is inspiring, it's comedic, it helps the lead grow, it gives us an interesting new character with dreams and motivations you can get behind. There is so much packed into this song, and yet it doesn't overstay its welcome, it just works. It is a song I listen to when trying to get motivated to write a blog post, or create, it also is just a great listen on its own. This song is great, one of my favorites in musical theater as a whole, and one I can listen to in the album or on its own for a quick musical pick me up.
1. So Much Better
This song embodies everything I love about Elle, and this is a great moment. Seeing the pay off of her hard work and seeing her finally move forward from Warner because she sees she is past it, pushing past her pain and seeing she is so much more then anyone thought possible. The song begins nice and soft and becomes so energetic, inspiring to anyone who every was heartbroken but also saw the light at the end of the tunnel. A perfect big song to do right before intermission that is not only catchy, but inspiring as well. Great lyrics, great instrumentation, and a long awaited character growth moment that our lead has been working towards, a great song that is a great listen, a great way to hype yourself up, and is a triumph in the story if you are watching it play out. This song isn't just good, it's so much better every single time I listen to it.